Creepy Clown Delivering Donuts in Katy Texas
I love October. It brings out the "crazy" in everyone.
I don't know how to feel about this story. It's not the creepy clown, I'm fine with that. It's the donut shop called Hurts. That's the thing that brings up bad memories for me.
I'm sure I'm not the only one that was offered a "Hurts" donut as a child.
"Would you like a hurts donut?"
"I love donuts. Yea!"
Fist pounding into one of my limbs.
"Hurts, don't it?" (Insert maniacal laughter here)
I shudder just thinking about it. And now to find there's a real donut shop called Hurts. I feel this is some type of setup.
"Would you like a Hurts Donut?"
"Hell no! Get away from me."
"That's too bad. They're really tasty."
"Damn it! I just can't win!"
Well, it seems Hurts is taking it to the next level with Creepy Clown Deliveries.
KTRX is reporting that you make a simple phone call to traumatize your friends and family.
Shipley Donuts might want to jump on this creepy bandwagon.