They say that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and the same can be said about "art".

Of course by now you've seen and heard about the outrageous story of a banana that was duct taped to a wall that sold for $120,000, which was part of an exhibit by renowned Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan's at Art Basel Miami Beach according to CNN.

Now I'm no art expert but that made me think that if folks have enough money to throw away on a piece of "art" like that, surely, they would have more money to give to MY ART WORK.

That's why ladies and gentlemen, for my first foray into the world of Art, I present to you my masterpiece: "Melz On The Shelf":

Melz

"Melz On the Shelf" is just me duct taped to your wall. I'll be quiet and just stand there where you set me up at. If you want to talk to me that's fine but please remember that Melz On The Shelf is a valuable piece of ART and should be admired.

Now you might be saying, "Dude that's just you with a piece of duct tape around your chest, that ain't art". Pardon my French, but AU CONTRAIRE my friends, my masterpiece has been declared a WORK OF ART by the leading authority on the subject on Twitter "The Art Decider":

Melz

And YOU can get this masterpiece on your wall this holiday season for the LOW PRICE of $100,000! That's $20,000 less than that banana sold for! I accept "Cash App" or Paypal and all proceeds go to a worthy charity: My bank account.

Order your one of kind, custom "Melz On The Shelf" today! Operators are standing by!