There's a reason why you shouldn't go out when it's dark out. You could get attacked!

Think I'm crazy? Well, here's a young man from KWTX hanging out in Marlin in the early morning hours. He's attacked!

How he didn't scream a bad word or twelve is an amazing show of self control. Plus he went on to try to finish his thought.

Well done Ryhan Henson. If they're going to continue to force you out at such ridiculous hours, get some bug spray.

Hope you don't feel silly about this. You're not the first, and you won't be the last.

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