Hell 2 Da Naw Naw Award: Louisiana Porno Priest

This week's award winner is from my home state of Louisiana and before we go in, let me set up the scenario for you.

Imagine you're passing by your church last one night and you see all the lights are on later than they normally would be. Now you'll probably keep going about your night but in this particular instance you decide to go over there and see what's going on.

When you peek through the window, you find your PASTOR, the leader of the church, having SEX with TWO WOMEN at the ALTAR and they have cameras set up as if they are shooting an adult film. What would....YOU do?

• A. Knock on the door and ask to join them?
• B. Pull your phone out and start filming them
• C. Call the police
• D. Mind your damn business and keep it moving.

If you answered A, you nasty. If you answered D, I totally understand. But the correct answer is B and C because that's EXACTLY what happened in this case.

According to NOLA.com, the Rev. Travis Clark, pastor of Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River, Louisiana was arrested along with 2 women on obscenity charges after a passerby caught the priest shooting what looked to be an adult movie at the church's altar.

....the onlooker saw the small parish's pastor half-naked having sex with two women on the altar, according to court documents. The women were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots. There were sex toys and stage lighting. And a mobile phone as well as a separate camera were mounted on tripods, recording it all. - via NOLA.com

And yes, the "passerby" pulled out their phone and got it all on video and showed it to police when they arrived which lead to menage' three to be arrested.

I know churches are struggling with the hard times like we all are and some are resorting to extreme measures to collect "tithes". Maybe the church has an "Only Fans" account....who knows. But this does earn this week's honor of dumbassery.