Hell 2 Da Naw Naw Award

Maybe the church has an "Only Fans" account....who knows. But this does earn this week's honor of dumbassery.

What's this REALLY ABOUT? Album promotion.

This is the kind of thing that happens when you rather listen to politicians and business people over experts. Welcome to the American age of Anti-Intellectualism.

You know it takes a truly special kind of scumbag to STEAL from a charity but considering the world we live in now, it really shouldn't be a surprise.

Let's have some spiritual milk!

This week's winner is BIG MAD about not getting a sandwich. So mad that he's now SUING Popeyes for the stress he and tomfoolery he went through in pursuit of the "holy grail of sammiches".

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife and hide your TEETH, they stealing EVERYTHING out here!

When you sit down in that chair and your stylist starts spreading glue all around your cranium, ask yourself WHY your SELF-esteem is so low that you would resort to this extreme gentlemen.

As if you needed another reason to hate the internet: Groups of people on Facebook believe drinking your own urine is healthy for you!

This week's award goes to EVERYBODY involved with the continued partial government shutdown dragging on into its 21st day, the longest in U.S. history.