Hallmark Card Spells Out That You Want Sex
They say that there's a card for every occasion. They now may be right. Some times you want to find a card to express a feeling: "Thinking of You"..."I Miss You"..."Get Well Soon"..."You Dead Yet?". Well, American Greetings now offers a card to, lets say, "thank" someone.
Now you have to wonder, if you made up a card like this and gave it to a "professional", would the police still be able to nab you for soliciting? Want a happy ending? Send a card. Honestly, I might have to change my mind on my "card" policy after seeing this.
If you want one, you can buy it here now.
Be honest and tell us--would you ever buy this and send it to someone special?