Next time you feel a little crazy for finding that random moment when those scissors glide-cut through that bright green, snowman-covered paper, just enjoy the moment.
Our sun is a ball of burning gas that will destroy us all in about a billion years. Until then, we'll have to deal with some storms that could knock out the internet for a while.
Us jocks aren't perfect people, especially me. For proof, I'm telling you my embarrassing story of why you can see my mugshot in the Smith County Jail records.