Awwwwww Soooooo Tweet! Not!!

Tweeting for me ain't so "tweet"!  There comes a time in life that you need to recognize your limits and keep it moving.  I finally signed up for a Twitter account and immediately realized that I need to either go to college to learn it, or catch one of these "digital age" youngsters and get them to teach me the basics.  Reality check!  OMGosh!!! Maybe I'm too old for Twitter!  What will I post about?  Will people be interested in what I have to say?  How much time will it take for me to keep up with who did what, why, and with whom?  Do I really care about every waking moment of somebody I don't know?  I finally decided that since I can't get passed the "log in" it might be a sign that Twitter might not be for me.  I could be persuaded to change, but right now "Tweeting" just doesn't pass the smart test.  JS