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Google Makes Year in Review Video for Folks Who Weren’t Paying Attention
It's nice to know that Google isn't just harvesting information about us and selling it to advertisers. Look! They also used our searches to make this video! The video, 'Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review,' shows the top (non-porn) search terms for the last year and includes video as much as possible...
See Over 800 Santas Running in Germany
Roughly 800 people put on Santa costumes for the Fourth Annual Michendorf Santa Run in Michendorf, Germany. The race is sponsored by Laufclub Michendorf (which translated means Michendorf Running Club, imagine that) and is 10 kilometers long. You can't quite tell from these pictures, but it actually began snowing pretty hard during the race, which probably makes these the most Christmas-y photos e
First Dog Bo Obama Makes a Great Christmas Tree Inspector
You can love the president or hate him, but you've got to admit this is one cute First Dog. Here's Bo Obama being a very good dog and not knocking over any of the one zillion Christmas trees in the White House as he "inspects" the decorations before it opens to the public and 90,000 people stroll through...
See What ‘Smart Guy’ Tahj Mowry Looks Like Today
Then: Tahj Mowry, who was five at the time, got his start as Michelle's friend Teddy on 'Full House' before playing the child genius T.J. Henderson in 'Smart Guy'
Now: Mowry provided the voice of Wade for 'Kim Possible.' Tahj (the younger brother of twins Tia and Tamara Mowry, just fyi) is currently working on the ABC Family show 'Baby Daddy' and recording music...
15 Hilarious Infomercial ‘Fail’ GIFs
This could be the best thing that's happened to us today. We found a new Subreddit (courtesy of Daily Dot) dedicated solely to the moments in infomercials when people can't do simple things everybody else can do.
Final Presidential Debate Gets Song-ified
While everyone else was sitting around making jokes about horses and bayonets, the 'Autotune the News' folks were working hard to turn Monday night's debate into a song. This is what they came up with. We think it's pretty good -- it's about as catchy as the first, but it lacks the dance moves of the VP debate...
Claire Danes Supercut Shows World’s Most Awkward ‘Cry Face’
Try to imagine Claire Danes crying. That wasn't very hard to do at all, was it? That's because she's crying all the time. You know exactly what we're talking about -- the quivering chin, the furrowed brow -- she's been doing it for nigh on 20 years folks, from 'My So-Called Life' to 'Homeland...
The Best of Mitt Romney’s ‘Binders Full of Women’ Memes
On boy, that was an uncomfortable moment last night when Mitt Romney bragged about having "binders full of women." We wonder if he instantly knew, as we did, that was a creepy-sounding thing to say, and soon there would be memes, memes EVERYWHERE!
See the Stars of ‘Hocus Pocus’ Then and Now
Ahhhh, 'Hocus Pocus' -- the story of three evil (singing and dancing) witches who like to eat children and sometimes also turn them into cats. They are temporarily resurrected by a kid trying to impress a lady, and then they make everyone dance, Dance, DANCE! Since this is a Disney movie, eventually the day is saved and they all lived happily ever after. But did the cast follow suit in real life?
Awesome Baby Pops and Locks to Justin Bieber
This baby has got some serious moves, thanks to some help from her dad. It seems almost everybody is susceptible to "Bieber Fever."