Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Amanda Bynes Went Shopping – And Apparently Adopted a Puppy [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Despite not wanting to be seen or paid attention to, Amanda Bynes continues to spend a lot of time trudging around Times Square. And this weekend was no different.
Listen Up, Channing Tatum: Snooki Has Some Parenting Advice for You [VIDEO]
Now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are parents, it makes sense that they would immediately receive unsolicited advice from Snooki. (MTV pays her for that now, you know.)
Lindsay Lohan (Finally) Pays Off Her Lawyer and Savior Shawn Holley
Shawn Holley has saved Lindsay Lohan's ass more times than anyone can count. So when Holley graciously accepted the troubled starlet back as a client, her first order of business was to make sure Lindsay paid the massive amount of money she still owed.
And in a bizarre twist? The ladies are now square.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview.
Or did he?
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
So Drake Bell Picked a Twitter Fight With Paris Jackson
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell -- the Drake that Rosie O'Donnell likes, not the one Amanda Bynes wants to murder her lady bits -- has instigated yet another Twitter war.
This time it's with Michael Jackson's 15-year-old daughter Paris. (Did we mention Bell is 26?)
Olivier Martinez & Halle Berry
Halle Berry, her young daughter Nahla and beau Olivier Martinez were leaving LAX on Monday, April 1, when - shocker - they were met by a crowd of foaming-at-the-mouth paparazzi.
And Berry, who dislikes her kid's photo being taken so much that she wants to move to France to avoid it, pretty much came unglued.
Halle Berry Wants Help
When it comes to her 5-year-old daughter, Halle Berry can be pretty protective. After a failing bid last year to move to France with her child Nahla (where laws about photographing the children of celebrities are much more stringent), Berry now plans to push US lawmakers to fix the problem for her.
Will Smith Turned Down ‘Django Unchained’
When director Quentin Tarantino began casting his Oscar-nominated Western 'Django Unchained,' he set his eyes on Will Smith to take center stage. But the Fresh Prince turned down the role, and now we know why.
Lil Kim ‘sTwitter Beef
Chronicling Lil Kim's ever-morphing appearance is nearly a full-time job. But when talk show host Wendy Williams called her out on it, Lil Kim got more than a lil angry -- and she used Twitter as a microphone.