If your ex-girlfriend is nice enough to be your getaway driver after you break out of prison, maaaaaybe don't tick her off on the ride home.

Okay, we don't know if that's what happened, but why else would a woman go to the trouble of helping a bunch of guys break out of jail, only to turn them in a little while later?

Our news partner, KWTX, cites an AP report of three murder suspects climbing the wall of a rec area in the Bexar County Jail and using bed sheets as ropes to rapel from a roof to sweet, sweet freedom. One of the geniuses decided his ex-girlfriend would make a great getaway driver, and yes, she actually showed up.

Someone must have brought up some baggage from the past or reminded the other of why they broke up in the first place, because authorities say the woman called police from a fast food place to turn the escapees in an hour after the breakout.

It's a good thing these morons chose the wrong getaway driver, because one of them is accused of murdering a toddler. It's nice to think the ex-girlfriend decided she didn't want to help an alleged child killer, but if she'd date a scumbag like that in the first place...

Either way, we're just glad the monster and his friends are back in jail.