Dumb Celebrity Quotes

This hard-partying, gravitationally-challenged blonde plastic surgery victim once said, "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

Rappers have a tendency to be a tad self-centered, but this brag -- while meant to be cheeky -- just comes off as idiotic. This beat-master once boasted, "I'm so cool even I want to be me."

Adding credence to the old adage that when it comes to brains, pro athletes are sometimes a few players short of a team, this former basketball player once bragged, "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees."