Every time we watch the hilarious "eye-roll" that Michelle Obama gave John Boehner at yesterday's inauguration ceremony, we can't help thinking about what he said to make her do that. (To see the offending eye-roll, check out the video below.)

We came up with our top 5, right here:

1. After today, you won't have to do this again.

2. I really like your bangs.

3. Whatcha eatin'?

4. I never thought your husband would get reelected!

5. You know, the money we spent on this lunch sure could have helped the deficit!