Kris Humphries Knew
The reality starlet and most fragrant flower compiled a pretty diesel list of witnesses for their neverending divorce case, and it seems like K. Humph is going to have his work cut out for him proving he wasn't well aware of their prenup details.
TMZ reports that Kardashian's attorney, Laura Wasser, assembled an Avengers-style team of people involved with the prenuptial agreement to prove that Humphries went into their marriage with his eyes wide open.
Sources also revealed that Humphries and K. Dash constantly bickered over the minutiae of the agreement, so it's not like he can feign complete ignorance of its implications now.
Further, Humphries seemed just as intrigued by the business angle of their 72-day union as Kardashian was. (But let's be real, probably not as intrigued as Kris Jenner, who's on the witness list, was.)
Other witnesses include two managers and a court reporter who was present when the agreement was being hashed out and signed.
Humphries already lost a lawyer in the case, which has lasted far longer than the marriage itself, because it's pretty impossible to prove that he was defrauded into walking down the aisle. Especially when he was on hand to re-shoot his proposal so Kardashian would like her face better.
Looks like K.H. has got more than just size in common with Goliath, because K.K.'s slingshot and rocks are appearing to actually be nukes. Give it up, bruh.